as long as he uses Rexona.
"I've fallen and I can't get up!" — LifeCall Personal Emergency Response Systems
"The mark of a man" — Old Spice aftershave
"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline" — Maybelline (lipstick, makeup)
"Preparing to be a beautiful lady" — Pear's Soap
"Raise your hand if you're sure". - Sure, 1984, Wells, Rich, Greene
"R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells Relief" — Rolaids (indigestion medicine)
"The best a man can get" — Gillette razors